February 2012
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professor oak's revenge
welp
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learning japanese
i’m bad at this but ganbatteimasu
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January 2012
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One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk and free throw. I am there.
I Am B-Ball.
a poem:
Perfect was our love,
True was our passion;
One touch from your beautiful hands,
Left me feeling smashing.
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more anime than thou
heh please
you wouldn't know a yamato nadeshiko if she clobbered you in your baka gaijin head
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“The Arabs are one of the least developed cultures. They are typically nomads....”
– seriously fuck Ayn Rand
“It involves psychological flaws, corruptions, errors, or unfortunate premises...”
– Ayn Rand on homosexuality. fuck Ayn Rand
“The use of quantity of money as a target has not been a success. I’m not...”
– Milton Friedman (no, really)
“Equality does not mean an equal amount but equal opportunity… Do not make...”
– Alexander Berkman straightening a few things out
December 2011
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re: football game
that was a cool idea
i'll do it some day
messi and kaká have to set aside their differences (i.e. playing for barcelona / real madrid) to fight crime and defeat the evil dunga
saving el clasico forever
you would kick footballs at enemies and do cool tricks to defeat them
there'd be levels in barcelona
milan
all the best football cities
before assaulting the fearsome TOWER OF DUNGA (tower of druaga reference)
johan cruijff would appear to you as an obi-wan kenobi type figure
a wise dutch presence
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now i have seen the secrets that no man was ever...
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November 2011
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dentist tales
going to my dentist is like the castle anthrax. enter the treatment room with my beautiful lady dentist and her meganekko assistant. gaze chastely into her eyes as she stresses the need to floss more.
all sexual tension is diffused when she is examining my excellent teeth and terrible gums, however
armistice day
i hope today that people don’t just remember the sacrifice of those men and women, young and old, but also the lessons that their sacrifice should have taught us. namely: don’t be negligent and start shitty wars. the war to end all wars indeed.
peace out y’all
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